Hail Santa Holiday Greeting Card

For those who prefer black tinsel over gold, meet the Hail Santa Greeting Card. Featuring a skull in a Santa hat floating above a candy cane pentagram, this design is the perfect mix of dark humor and holiday spirit.

Whether you’re celebrating a goth Christmas, keeping it secular, or just delighting in the irony, this card says “festive” in your own wickedly funny way.

Bonus Suggested Inscription:
“May your snacks be overflowing, your candles stay lit, and your holidays remain delightfully unholy. Merry Gothmas!”

Each card is:
Blank inside (in case you want to add more mischief)
4" x 6" and includes an envelope

Designed and printed locally by Sarah the artists and owner of The Witty Ladybug in Alamosa, CO

Perfect for dark humor lovers, spooky souls, and anyone who thinks Christmas could use a little more skulls and satire.

Slight color variations may occur due to screen settings

Want to order for your whole list? Email [email protected] for bulk discounts....because nothing says the holidays like pissing off your relatives.