Cauldron Birthday Greeting Card

Double, double, sass and trouble: this handmade birthday card is bubbling over with dark humor. Featuring the phrase “Cauldron, boil me. It’s your birthday? Again?” it’s perfect for spooky season celebrations, witchy besties, or anyone who loves a little sarcasm with their cake.

This 4×6 card is blank inside so you can add your own wickedly clever message.
Hand-painted artwork, locally printed in Alamosa, CO, and assembled by hand for that extra genuine touch.

Whether you’re shopping for Halloween birthdays, October party invites, or just need a funny witch card to roast a friend about their age, this card is brewed up to perfection.

Wishing you had a spell to write a message for you?

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"May your cauldron bubble over with shadows, secrets, and the kind of magic that bends the year to your will. Witching you the happiest of Birthdays!"

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